How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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