He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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