it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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