I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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