did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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