i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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