is your mom at the bar?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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