So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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