I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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