ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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