dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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