What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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