you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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