Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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