these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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