youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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