Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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