Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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