sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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