I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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