Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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