The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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