is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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