i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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