so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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