My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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