Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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