I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
The ass gains better be worth it
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