I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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