She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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