I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My vagina is officially offended.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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