We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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