It's Friday. Sex?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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