Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I feel great
I just peed on a car
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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