You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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