OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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