yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Come share oat with me in your robe
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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