i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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