I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
