the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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