Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
