mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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