whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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