? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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