You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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