The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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