He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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