I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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