Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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