I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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